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Aug 26 11 12:36 AM

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I Thought Of Making This Thread When I Heard AKB48 New Single And They Sung "Oh That Bitch" But Really Is Was "On The Beach" So I Was Wondering Is Anyone Else Might Miss Heard A Lyric And Want To Share There Funny Moment Or Something
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RicH

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Aug 26 11 2:59 AM

Koda Kumi - FREAKY

actual
Get Freaky!!

heard
Get free key! (...since when did she became a shareware product? )


Namie Amuro - Wild

actual
Work the middle
Work the middle
Work the middle like I do
Bonnou no kami wa honnou no kami
Ayatsura serebaii
Legs, arms, shoulders, knees, Fingers, toes, hips & belly
Habakaru kotonaku Let's get WILD!

heard
Often neva
otfen neva
often neva like Raichu
Oh Oh welcome me while oh oh welcome me
Place a wheel but eat-eat legs, I'm "schloss-piss"
Fingers crossed, hips on bay
Hatakaru-condom, ah! Let's get WILD!

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Aug 26 11 7:43 PM

sin9hyaku90 wrote:
I touched your booty booty....

booty booty, lick ma lolli....

Actual: I dodged your bullet bullet.... :/

One would also think it might be a metaphor using the bad english as an excusesmiley: roll

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Aug 26 11 7:49 PM

I'm gonna make you say (ooh) I'M A GAY (ooh) let me show you my love goes like (on & on & on)


salami girl
take me take me take me tuna (Perfume has a thing for food apparently)
fascist smile (and  dictatorships)

Last Edited By: uncle Jemima Aug 26 11 7:51 PM. Edited 1 time.

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Sep 11 11 1:41 AM

manrush wrote:
Turn ila shake it lah put it law ah ah

Twist ila turn ila shut it lah ah ah.

Shangri la angry lah shout ila ah ah.

(Need I go on?)
oh yes!!

Charlie La, Charlie La, Charlie La Ahah
Purema, Purema, Purema Ahah
Shakira, Shakira, Shakira Ahah
Shaury La, Charlie La, Shangri La Ahah

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Sep 11 11 6:54 PM

the best one ever
ELISA's "Absolute Perfection". Go to 1:48.




She says "What the world needs is happiness"
But I SWEAR she is saying "what the word? this is my penis!"

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Sep 12 11 5:39 PM

sin9hyaku90 wrote:
I touched your booty booty....

booty booty, lick ma lolli....

Actual: I dodged your bullet bullet.... :/
I prefer "I touch your booty booty" over this bullet dodging none-sense any day.


Also let's not forget that feeling when something in Japanese (for example: 位) sounds like word in your language (for example: cry) and you wonder what the hell is going on, though it rarely happens with English (yeah I'm implying that you're missing out).

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Feb 5 12 4:45 PM

listening to lecca's new album right now, and I thought that in Jammin' the Empire she was saying:

Show me a black lady
Show me a black boy

so I checked music.goo.ne.jp and she's actually saying show me your flag.

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Feb 29 12 6:02 AM

Tommy february6 - I HOLD YOUR NIGHT

Actual: I'm always next to you.

Heard: I'm always texting you.

TBH the song was better when I thought it was what I heard.

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Aug 24 12 1:03 PM

Kis-My-Ft2 - WANNA BEEEE!!!

heard
Be So Free You leave me in the speed (?!!)

actual
Be So Free Beat It Beat It na Speed


Mai Kuraki - SAFEST PLACE

heard
Joshi for devious (?!!)

actual
Je suis fou de vous (which is btw a horrid wrongly pronounced & written french sentence!)

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Jan 18 13 12:25 PM

Namie Amuro
"Damage"

actual
Have you ever doubted your destiny?

Tell me who’s last standing
Is it you or me?
Have you ever seen the place never sleeps?
And the god who became a human being

heard
Have you ever Dolly your destiny?
Tell me, who's the Sally, is it you and me?
Have you ever sit a place never sleeps?
And a gurl who became a human being?


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Jun 7 13 2:53 PM

Koda Kumi - Love across the ocean
Actual Lyrics: Oceans apart
Heard: Oh just a FART.

BoA - BoA (the entire Engrish album)
Actual: Britney Spear's recycle bin folder
Heard: ?????????????????????????????


AKB48 - RIVER
Actual: River, River, River!
Heard: Reba, Bieb-a, LIVER!

Perfume - Computer City
Actual: Computer City!
Heard: Com-pyu-ta Shitty!

Last Edited By: Polyrhythm Jun 7 13 3:00 PM. Edited 6 times.

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Jun 19 13 11:23 AM

Koda Kumi - V.I.P

::actual::
I got a V. I. P. Shika ire nai areas
Konya mo crazy cuz I'm sexy, precarious


::heard::
In my V.I.P., chicken high in my Airwaves
Go yamp crazy, I'm gonna sexy break you Elvis

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